Kevin, with his boyish innocent-looking face, was asked to house sit for his neighbors, the Fisher-Prices. Kevin, feeling a bit down in the dumps after Longlocks ditched him for Ron, and sore in the bottom (after getting that horrible Michael Jackson tattoo), decided to throw himself a little pool party. He opened up his little black book and his neighbor's liquor cabinet and invited over anyone who had a bathing suit.
Glori showed up fashionably late-a mistake, she realized in hind sight-but she had to make sure she looked perfect before showing up. She knew her new haircut was the envy of all the gals around the pool, but she also knew that no one was going to shove over so she could get a seat near the eligible bachelor.
Yvette, otherwise known as the Bitch by the other gals around the pool, arrived early. Not only did she manage to snag the hammock and put it directly in Kevin's line of vision, but she also managed to get a bottle of the best gin all to herself.
Yvette smiles to herself. Those other girls are no competition.
Longlocks wasn't invited, but she crashed the party anyway. She knew that Kevin was tiffed about his stupid tattoo, but she had the sneaking feeling that Kevin might be perfect for her best friend, Dawn. She came to the party with Dawn, vowing to run interference for her friend.
Dawn has to admit-Kevin is a fine specimen. Maybe she will try and snag him for herself. She just wished that her dorky cousin Dawnelle hadn't come to the party, too. After all, whoever heard of anyone actually getting into the water at a pool party?
That silly girl in the orange bikini thinks she can get him? Ha!
Jessica, Angie and Tori (Glori's younger sister) all vow that next time Kevin throws a pool party, they'll go to the tanning beds, get a bikini wax and invest in designer swimwear.
Fancy Feet, Kevin's old girlfriend, also crashes the party. She wouldn't mind hooking up with him again-after all, the boy can dance!
Dawnelle tried to fake drowning to get Kevin to notice her. It might have been a little more successful if she had done it when Kevin wasn't out on a beer run.
Longlocks demonstrates to Yvette what happens when some 'ho tries to get between Dawn and the man she's after.
Dawn purrs " I know something that will get your mind off that nasty old tattoo...."
Kevin's not one to clean up after himself.
The Fisher-Prices stare at their trashed pool, too stunned to speak. Mr. Fisher-Price wonders if he can pass off the left-over drunken party guest as a flotation device to his wife.
