Kevin got himself a gig on the newest reality show, "The Single Guy." If one of the women can get him to become "the married guy", the couple wins a house, a car, and a sailboat. If he remains single, he has to get a tattoo of Michael Jackson's face on his butt. Needless to say, Kevin is very motivated to find Ms. Right among the many women who want to win his affection.
Just about every gal in Dawnville showed up for the cattle call-not enough men to go around even though a few GI Joes moved in down the block.
The gals broke out their finest wedding attire. Some chose vintage gowns, others chose designer originals, and a few brave souls dared to wear designer imposters. Maureen and Dinah admitted to getting their gowns from the local thrift shop, stating that if they didn't get picked, they were only out $25.
After many weary champagne cocktail dinners and tiresome moonlight rides in a horse drawn cart, Kevin finally narrowed his choices down to four finalists.
No one was surprised when Longlocks was chosen as Kevin's bride-to-be. " I had the best gown in the lot," she confided to reporters. It also didn't hurt that she paddled around the park fountain wearing nothing but a smirk.
